All About Me

 
 
 
 
G'day! My name's Vic Simpson, otherwise known as Simo and about 50 thousand other nicknames from over the years. I'm 19 and a student at the WA School of Mines in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia. It may not sound too flash, but Kalgoorlie isn't a bad place to live. As you can probably tell by my page is that I'm a car nut. A rev head.. a bogan.. call it what ever you want, because I don't really give a fat rat's clacker =)

I've had two Torana's since I've had my licence, and four cars all together. The demise of my first Torana makes for great conversation. The whole story involves a wet road, a corner, a traffic sign, a lightpole, a steep enbankment, and a tree. Use your imagination and I'm sure you'll come up with something pretty close to how it actually happened. Nothing so fascinating happened to the other cars I have owned. My first car was a Holden Camira (which explains exactly why I got rid of it). The second was the ill-fated yellow Torana. Next came the Ford XE Falcon (oi.. don't you Holden nuts out there start callin me a traitor... I like the Fords too but I've come back to a Holden now), and lastly another LX Torana. I dunno many other people who were in their forth car before getting off P-plates. I scored the "Dedicated Driver Award" at my high school graduation, after a teacher worked out that at the rate I was going I would have owned and driven my 100th car in 2030.
 
 

 
 
 
 

WARNING: Scroll down only if you have a strong stomach or if you're blind.. The picture that follows can cause distress and has been known to be a cause of severe traumatic stress, accounting for a number of people to be admitted to various psychiatric hospitals.
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
Note: This picture will be updated for something more recent sometime, whenever I can be bothered. Sorry.. but I still haven't gotten any prettier since this pic was taken. The hair's a bit shorter now so my hideously deformed facial features are even easier to be repulsed by.